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steveeugenecarlsberg:

steveeugenecarlsberg:

why would aliens use binary human genders

why would a human raised by aliens use binary human genders

what i’m getting at here is nb croach and red

i’m very serious about this btw

steveeugenecarlsberg:

do you ever stop and think. maybe. just maybe. you own too many night vale shirts.

zquidward:

today i watched a roomba scoot through the open door of a nearby bakery and onward to freedom as a panicked cleaning crew chased after it. all hail the robot uprising

meladoodle:

someone is trying to convince me that the name ‘glen’ is short for ‘glenjamin’ and i cant stop laughing

andnowtheweather:

8 days until the tah crossover which means 8 days until we hear from steve again! who’s excited?? i’m excited!!

mydogsnokes:

i hope aliens aren’t sad. i hope they’re okay

farfrombeingallover:

Basically Colin Baker with a cat. That’s right, Internet.

farfrombeingallover:

Basically Colin Baker with a cat. That’s right, Internet.

shimmervee replied to your post: steve’s impression of carlos = actuall…

h o ly shit

get hal l to voice me when they make a movie about my life

i’m on the weather and i’m not prepared for the voicemail i am not

steve: [literally kills a man]

steve: i did not like that guy very much

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