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no love!

no bowling!

no paperwork

no sparks nevada

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I can confirm that I’ve said this word.


I can confirm that I’ve said this word.


trust me i will as soon as I have to the money to


they didn’t even call them interlopers and try to drive them out of town

university representatives: no good

friendly carnival: get the hell out of town

moon-destroying robots: HEY WELCOME TO NIGHT VALE

i’ve literally just had the word onus looping in my head all day i can’t believe this

TAH & WtNV Crossover - The "On Air" Sign
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The "On Air" Sign
TAH & WtNV Crossover


Carlos would know all about checklists, wouldn’t he?

reasons you should listen to the wtnv/tah crossover: robot outlaw dipper pines and cyborg deputy on the moon korra

i’m still laughing that?? a couple of robots just showed up in night vale and were like “hey you guys should totally destroy the moon” and everyone was just like “YEAH WE HATE THE MOON LET’S DO IT”

"Weird Al" Yankovic, Craig Cackowski,  - The Cross-Time Adventures of Colonel Tick-Tock Closing Theme (Extended "Weird Al" Yankovic version)
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The Cross-Time Adventures of Colonel Tick-Tock Closing Theme (Extended "Weird Al" Yankovic version)
"Weird Al" Yankovic, Craig Cackowski,


The Cross-Time Adventures of Colonel Tick-Tock Closing Theme (Extended “Weird Al” Yankovic version)

Cross time, the Colonel saved us again,

so fine, he’s a man among men,

Colonel Tick-Tock:

No time, I need to do it again!

It’s Colonel Tick-Tock time!

Weird Al:

So cheers, it’s been a marvelous trip!

Seems years since I’ve had such a pip!

My dears, I trust our lids did a flip.

For Colonel Tick-Tock time!

A decade, a year, might well disappear

a fantastical magical trick.

What’s a month here or there, he’s got oodles to spare!

That’s what makes Colonel Tick-Tock tick -



tock - 

He fought the Greenwich Meanie

with help from old Houdini

and he made Mussolini

march to God Save the Queenie.

(Time hole!)

The icy icy ice age

made cooking rather dire!

So Tick-Tock paid a visit,

and he brought the cavemen fire!

(Time hole!)

In deep dark Tanganyika

a very hungry tribe

had the Colonel in a stew

but somehow he survived!

(Time hole!)

In sandy ancient Egypt,

the Pharoah felt real crummy,

but Tick-Tock helped old Imhotep

by teaching him gin rummy!

(Time hole!)

He made a solemn oath to her majesty the queen,

back in old jolly London town.

In regards to the sun and the British empire,

that bright burning ball shan’t ever go down!

Hooray for the man of the hour,

parades and garlands of flowers,

make way for chronological power!

It’s Colonel Tick-Tock time!

Can’t wait for the next mystery,

a date to unwind history,

your fate will take a new twist you’ll see,

it’s Colonel Tick-Tock,

with his trick clock!

Colonel Tick-Tock time!

It’s Colonel Tick-Tock time!

Music and lyrics by Ben Acker, Ben Blacker, and Andy Paley

Audio is from The Thrilling Adventure Hour #120: The Cross-Time Adventures of Colonel Tick-Tock, “Mrs. Parker and The Doctapatorious Paradox”.


please do yourself a favor and date the biggest fckn nerd u can get ur hands on

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